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Gout Odious Gout - is it worth the waiting for?

When the pain refuses to go - feel better with a song!
Gout Odious Gout is the GoutPal version of Food Glorious Food from Lionel Bart's musical Oliver!

You're down in the dumps.
Favourite foods banned.
Alcohol restricted.
And still, the pain's there.
It's not always easy, but I hope you can keep smiling.
To help you on your way as you think of Food, Glorious Food just sing the GoutPal song.

Gout Odious Gout

(Click 'Play' to hear the tune)

It's not worth the waiting for
When we get to forty four
All we ever get is gou...out
Every day we shuffle on
Will we ever have some fun
Living with our painful gou...out
There's no red meat nor shellfish we can eat
Not a beer not a spirit or wine
And there's nothing to stop us from starting to scream
As our knees start to swell with the pain of...

Gout odious gout
Sore toes and an ankle
Pain is what it's about
Irritation and rankle
GoutPal's where you'll find some friends
Who'll hear what you're thinking
Won't tell you to make amends
Or stop drinking!

Want some more Gout Songs?

How about....

I've Got a Swollen Socket or Two
Toe For Sale
Consider Yourself (in pain)

And definitely....

I Shall Scream

Add some more or just stop this nonsense? Have your say and vote below.

Here is what other readers think:

Gout Songs Vote From 11^th August 2005 To 17^th August 2009

Answers

Graph

Percentage

Responses

I Love this - please do some more

70.9

127

I Hate this - please stop

12.3

I don't care - do what you want

16.8

Total Number of Responses:

179

2009 Update: GoutPal Moving

GoutPal is moving to a new platform and so voting is closed during the move.

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Gout Odious Gout Page Created: 11^th August 2005 - Last Reviewed: 17^th August 2009