Gout Odious Gout - is it worth the waiting for?
When the pain refuses to go - feel better with a song!
Gout Odious Gout is the GoutPal version of Food Glorious Food from Lionel Bart's musical Oliver!
You're down in the dumps. Favourite foods banned. Alcohol restricted. And still, the pain's there.
It's not always easy, but I hope you can keep smiling. To help you on your way as you think of Food, Glorious Food just sing the GoutPal song. Gout Odious Gout(Click 'Play' to hear the tune)
It's not worth the waiting for
When we get to forty four
All we ever get is gou...out
Every day we shuffle on
Will we ever have some fun
Living with our painful gou...out
There's no red meat nor shellfish we can eat
Not a beer not a spirit or wine
And there's nothing to stop us from starting to scream
As our knees start to swell with the pain of...
Gout odious gout
Sore toes and an ankle
Pain is what it's about
Irritation and rankle
GoutPal's where you'll find some friends
Who'll hear what you're thinking
Won't tell you to make amends
Or stop drinking!
Want some more Gout Songs?
How about....
- I've Got a Swollen Socket or Two
- Toe For Sale
- Consider Yourself (in pain)
And definitely....
Add some more or just stop this nonsense? Have your say and vote below.
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